Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Circumcision

Have you circumcised?
P1 W1max has done a very good job in advertising. Never fail to irritate me with the song. "Potong, potong, potong, potong sajalah". Seriously. Why on earth people can be such creative and innovative? Lei Kuot Zho Mei?
Anyways, is it faster and smoother after you circumcised Potong? Lol.


As for TM Net's everyone connects, this advertisement is good. Perhaps it is the song, "See Through My Window". Most importantly, it is not irritating. Whatever it is, i think service and connection provided by them are...AWEsomeFUL.


Conclusively, Malaysia Boleh. I swear i mean it this time. I swear.

Monday, November 16, 2009

It's currently 2.52P.M. Geesh. I just woke up 2 hours ago thanks to the rainy day. My biological clock is so screwed.

One random fact about me.
I've got a wish. I want to go back in time so i can still be a high school student where everything was so much simpler. So much fun. Totally carefree.

Remember at this time,
Kok Shien used to cycle to my housing area with his rusty bicycle but expensive gear for Yum Cha session at Mosin and Basketball at the court nearby my house.
Huichuin? Either he join us or we join him in the TBun.
Seng Keat? Sleeping right after school hours. Are you surprised? No, you shouldn't. :)
Wen Kai? Cycling around with Kok Shien.
All chicks in my class studying while we were out playing. Results proven. hahaha.
Argh. Salman and Danial..where else? Tbun.
Kin Kit :( Pool!! Come.

A photo can say a thousand things
But it can't say the million things I wanna say
A photo can capture the way we were
But it can't capture the way we are

Babi! I rindu.
I am bored here.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

2012


Watched 2012 movie with bunch of friends who i am going to live with until the world ends on 21st December 2012. God. We still have to go through shits for another 3 years. Shit happens.
Watching this movie helps us to prepare mentally and physically for the upcoming end of the world. Right...
We must be careful! An extreme exercise of immense caution is duly encouraged!

2012 is Awesome. Tears[you know who] were flowing down like waterfall across their cheeks until the extend that the whole cinema was flooded. Their eyes were literally red. It was so humorous that it tickled my intellect and senses which triggered my laughter. Ha Ha Ha. LoL Jeremy.
Two Thumbs up.


Oh. We even dropped by the Lookout Point located in Cheras for fresh air and breathtaking scenery. I was so desperate like oh my god to just visit that place, until...that night. haha.

A2 classes starting on 30th November. So Soon...
hope i can score well in AS finals.

Eh. A toast to the new couple! May the new couple live happily ever after. Down cup down cup! haha.
Adios.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

I stumbled upon Jeradyne's blog earlier. guess what. I found out about www.jango.com!

It's awesome.

You do not have to pay, you do not have to say.
You have to register, no harm. Not time consuming, not money consuming, it is amusing.
You can discover new artists, new songs. Thumbs up.

Seriously. Die Windows Media Player, Die.
Aloha Miss. Jango! LoL.

Oh. I can't wait for the movie 2012. Desperate. Desperate. Desperate. Cumming! Seducing!

Another Oh. Economics MCQ, See you soon. My eternal goodbye. ;)

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Phobia

Phobia, literally.

Let's not lose focus.

Happy Birthday Jia Hui in advance.
Had a celebration with her. Still look the same. hahahahaha.
Watched a movie. No more. haha.
Met Cynthia. You had me beside you in the cinema, which i couldn't do much, i was scared too! hahaha.
Kai Ru made it to the semi-finals in mooting competition due to the absence of opponents. =P
Went to the land full of wonders and river of bamboo. PHOBIA.

Kay,
Phobia 2.
I would rate 6 over 5 stars for this movie.
dude, second time watching horror movie in the cinema! first time was "Where got ghost?" (a not so scary one, but i dropped my balls in the cinema)

Seriously. Now, my dick is missing as well. Recommended movie!
*Kit is pussier than me. No offense. hahaha.

I have driving phobia too. ;)

Thursday, November 5, 2009

40 Anniversary of sesame street. Once again, the street is filled with sesame.

Happy Birthday to Two Justin 's. Justin Loh and Justin Yap. Both also retarded. Happy Birthday.

I have to be lala once again. "I AM BACK READERS!!!"

I can't leave my blog idle. I must make use of this blog to express something abstract which you might not know that i know that you do not know that i know. Seriously. I still have one more Business Studies paper tomorrow and Economics multiple choice question to complete. I do not have the study mojo currently, but i do have the blog mojo. Speaking of "Mojo", what's "mojo" by the way? Monkey see monkey do.

"Hey Hey Hey!" I have a new quote derived from the word 'mojo'.
A photo a day, keeps the Mojo coming. haha. whaat.

Mojojojo.

Bruce Lee once said, "Empty your cup so that it may be filled."
good advice! Drink more water, it's good for your health. hahahaha.

We do not live for; we simply live.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Birthday.

Happy Birthday! Daddy.

Before i start, Let me share with you a story on how my father is formed. It's Kisah Benar. Okay? If you've read my previous posts, you should have known better by now. If this topic interests you, you are a genius!
Years ago, My grandfather and grandmother had a meeting in a room. ..And.. *Fast forward* to 2009.

Everybody dance now. Make it hot.

Happy Birthday Daddy.

Mom, siblings and I had a surprise 'party' for my dad. I shall not elaborate on this, photo speaks a thousand words.

Let's go. Dance, dance, now everybody move move.

1. surprise surprise. The game has just begun.

2. While waiting for my dad to come out from the bathroom. God. It was hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing.

3. my dad took ages to wash his body parts.

4. Tada! Gotcha!

5. Beautiful. It's just beautiful. This is the FIRST TIME i see it from my dad.

6. My father party like a rock star, look like a movie star, play like an all-star, eat like a ..porn star. LoL. Look at the stain.

7. =D
Parents. Parents.


Oh. Jeradyne's birthday also on 27th Oct. Happy Birthday Jeradyne. Decode! =D

Sunday, October 18, 2009

No doubt

Watched Beyond Reasonable Doubt with friends. It is a good movie to me, beyond no doubt. Full of suspense!

Forgot to mention, it was Lydia's birthday too. *obviously someone who invited me, did not tell me 17th Oct is lydia's birthday. my bad, i should remember.* =D

Happy Birthday.
I do remember my friends' birthday.
I do.
I really do.
Trust me.



What's up Kok Shien?

She is going to RUSSIA to study? How smart. =D

after that, Off to Partay! till morning. Awesome.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Thank You

Accidentally kicked on a not-so-breakable wood, failed miserably in stopping blood from flowing out from my vein located underneath my skin, ended up in clinic nearby my house. What the hell. Here comes another secret. Based on my physical appearance, i might look like the one who afraid of none, none...[LOL HAHA.] but hey, never judge a book by its cover. I'm afraid of injection. As long as it is used to penetrate your skin either to withdraw blood or inject liquid into your body, hell no. Or something sharp which is used for stitching. IT JUST HAPPENED. Anyway..

I am not invincible. Kind of sad when u find that out, but its reality! HAHA.

This is how a King's Scout bandage a wound. FAIL. haha.

This is how a professional Doctor bandage my wound after stitching.

Been studying for English Legal System[LAW] Paper 1 for the past 4 days. Fortunately, Whatever i spotted, came out, whatever i left out(which i was lazy to study), did not come out. Lucky not? However, lack of time during exam. I JUST NEED 15 MINUTES EXTRA. Come on.
What would you do when you are bored with studying and revising the whole day? Me? Find a model!

Instructed by me-The photographer to act like a Perempuan Hodoh. Eh, how to act, NO NEED to laa.

SeX iS A Natural Part oF Life, Love it. "There's nO ugLy wOmAn, OnLy LaZy wOmAn"

Quoted from a blog.

HAHA.
You know i know.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Here comes another secret.

This post is not supposed to be funny, or a joke for you to laugh.

TODAY IS 07 OCTOBER 2009. MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY.
A DAY WHICH MY GRANDMOTHER'S OVUM AND GRANDFATHER'S SPERM FERTILIZED AND MY MOTHER WAS FORMED AND IT GOES ON TILL MY GENERATION.

You know what? i forgot.

Mom: We are going out to eat tonight.
Me: Why?
Mom: My Birthday.
Me: I know laaa.

4 1/2 hours of class is tiring. =(
4 more days to Exam.

Ehh. Already 3 secrets in a row.
...
Fook Hoy is lame.